I Can't Control My Whore Moans
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Destiny
35% talent. 65% water.

zoeti-c:

The other day, one of my teachers told the class never to comment on the way a girl looks first, especially young girls.  Compliment their personalities, or intelligence, and tell them you like their new haircut later.  If the first thing you compliment a girl on is her appearance, then that is what she will think is the most important thing about herself.

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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