June 2012
iknowitsmad:
when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
snookidoughicecream:
imagine if you were at a tumblr meetup and a really old guy like on the verge of death rolled in in a wheelchair and said “hey guys its me analcunthitlerniggerdick69”
whoisashalewis:
so i was looking up mariah carey
and this came up instead
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Watch-one-direction:
brb-nandoswith1d:
sugadaddystyles:
i cant breathe what is this
but
why
i cant breathe ohmygod im peeing
neither:
Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
narcissistmanifesto:
zac efron has free reign over my body
Watchlovelovegood:
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
THIS IS GOLD
me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes
Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
at least someone is getting some fun here
mechastreisand:
what if someone wrote a spongebob fanfic and called it 50 shades of gary
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone
sweetsweetdicksinmymouth:
it’s gettin’ hot in here
so take your laptop off of your lap and put it on a flat surface, you don’t want that to overheat
ohsnapitsjackie:
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
Watchunfreshing:
words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
death-gallery:
OUIJA. ☼ Yes No ☽
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
GOOD BYE.
sweetlasers:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
lliampayne:
how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
Watchrevealedinthethaw:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) - Directed by David Yates
