wvnderbar: theslowpokewell: wvnderbar: i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians what about skinny straight guys? everybody has their secrets
Tumblr Horror Story: Tumblr is nominated as best social media site. Posts about being a proud 2000's kid show up, and Facebook posts are posted on Tumblr, instead of the other way around. Families begin to create blogs to follow each other, and your family asks for your URL. All hope is lost, and the words SWAG and YOLO are permanently infused into the human language.
letmesayiloveyou: i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
parasailin-sarahpalin: using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
gary-brown: congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but the fact that rapunzel had 70 foot long glowing hair thanks to a sun flower that literally came from the sun is completely legitimate right
christopherkkim: jenniiferchen: sokaylayelled: whatswang: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. scumbag dog kjuhygfcvbklm LOLOL omg i do this all the time with my dog HAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAH dog owners know exactly how this works.. that final gasp and reach at the end when the dog doesn’t give you any attention HAHAHA
hypnotizingly: Reblog this if I can vent to you. Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.
christianmingle: does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
someone: that's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: that's so gay
gay person: i know right
nsrrenard: DO YOU EVER WANT TO REPLY TO SOMEONES POST JOKINGLY AND SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH THEM BUT YOU’RE REALLY NOT SURE IF THEY’D TAKE IT AS A JOKE OR NOT CAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY TALK BUT YOU’VE GOT THIS NICE LITTLE MUTUAL FOLLOW THING GOING FOR YOU SO YOU STARE AT THE REPLY AND QUICKLY DELETE IT AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL
cybergirlfriend: I WANTCHED THIS LIKE 40 TIMES NAD IM CRYIUNG
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Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
dutchslut: the fridge is empty just like my heart
colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table
my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it