July 2012
shoutout to my followers who actually know my name
onionchester:
i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no
but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
out of all the bands i could fall in love with i get stuck with the really embarrassing one
